On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A stinky pair of socks.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two soiled feathers,
And a stinky pair of socks.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three pungent eggs,
Two soiled feathers,
And a stinky pair of socks.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four cloying candies,
Three pungent eggs,
Two soiled feathers,
And a stinky pair of socks.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five rings of toast,
Four cloying candies,
Three pungent eggs,
Two soiled feathers,
And a stinky pair of socks.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six sour milk eggs,
Five rings of toast,
Four cloying candies,
Three pungent eggs,
Two soiled feathers,
And a stinky pair of socks.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven sweaty socks,
Six sour milk eggs,
Five rings of toast,
Four cloying candies,
Three pungent eggs,
Two soiled feathers,
And a stinky pair of socks.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight cups of spoiled milk,
Seven sweaty socks,
Six sour milk eggs,
Five rings of toast,
Four cloying candies,
Three pungent eggs,
Two soiled feathers,
And a stinky pair of socks.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine drops of musk,
Eight cups of spoiled milk,
Seven sweaty socks,
Six sour milk eggs,
Five rings of toast,
Four cloying candies,
Three pungent eggs,
Two soiled feathers,
And a stinky pair of socks.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten whiffs of chlorine gas,
Nine drops of musk,
Eight cups of spoiled milk,
Seven sweaty socks,
Six sour milk eggs,
Five rings of toast,
Four cloying candies,
Three pungent eggs,
Two soiled feathers,
And a stinky pair of socks.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven rotting banana peels,
Ten whiffs of chlorine gas,
Nine drops of musk,
Eight cups of spoiled milk,
Seven sweaty socks,
Six sour milk eggs,
Five rings of toast,
Four cloying candies,
Three pungent eggs,
Two soiled feathers,
And a stinky pair of socks.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve crushing sulfur blasts,
Eleven rotting banana peels,
Ten whiffs of chlorine gas,
Nine drops of musk,
Eight cups of spoiled milk,
Seven sweaty socks,
Six sour milk eggs,
Five rings of toast,
Four cloying candies,
Three pungent eggs,
Two soiled feathers,
And a stinky pair of socks!
